The creature's laughter echoed through the village. The peasants, locked up in their cottages, were hoping for their duke's intervention, blissfully unaware of his thirst. They thought that by keeping themselves inside, they'd be safe from an uninvited guest.
How wrong they were...
Fallen Hero confession.
I always pictured the hero as a hurt tsundere girl wearing a black and jade samurai power armor that's twice her size.
Too bad I wasn't given the chance to slay thousands of NPC's like a proper self-respecting edgelord...
I had an epiphany. Of all the forums I have visited in my tormented eternity, this cesspool of piracy and skullduggery is by far the cuddliest and most accepting to my sanguine liquid drinking needs.
Along with the peasants in the village, of course. I'll never release you, you terrified mass of unwashed villagers!
Everyone! Abandon your chairs, couches and beds and go play Trigaea!
Its most peaceful ending for the factions is the most heartbreaking tearjerker stuff released in itch.to for sci-fi!
Need to write a piece with three consecutive terrorist bad guy groups... Tired!!!!!
Why don't I have the peasants write it?
Oh yes silly me! They're illiterate for a reason!
Still waiting for my promised 10 billion copy-pasted versions of Keeper of Sun and Moon urban fantasy I.F.s. Just like we had with the superheroes.... How long will the waiting last
Bellaaa. You chose poorly. You should have been mine. Besides, Japan is great this time the year... Why would you choose the animal-drinker over the one who knows what proper human-drinking feels like? Bellaaaaahhhh.......
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