*Holds out another bowl of cookies, with a pained smile* Oh no, no, no! You know what? You get cookies if you behave and stop to cry, yes! You need to just work hard like you always do! *Head pat* Don't cry anymore, little human.*swipes the bowl right out of your grasp *
Now that I know I'll get cookies for my efforts, I'm going to work even harder .....Or should I cry more to get free cookies?
Oh, What a dilemma!